E.J. Dyksen

E.J. spends his spare time trying to rob Coke machines of their quarters. He also has an impressive collection of model trains and boat shoes.

Lindsay Pals

Lindsay is often found to be sitting on boys couches. She cannot sit on chairs, having broken her tail bone 6 times in the past 8 years.

Andy Allen

Andy can balance anything on his chin. This is because he was raised by seals who were trained at SeaWorld. Andy is the true "life aquatic."

Joey Breems

Joey is the only team member from California, and, in fact, is the only team member from outside of the midwest. This gives him a unique perspective on the world that everyone else generally ignores.

Dave Lyzenga

Dave has his own fan club in Paraguay, with throngs of females pining for him. Unfortunately for Dave, he doesn't know this.

Melanie Dorn

Melanie is missing a gall bladder, but had it replaced with a sarcastic bladder on August 23, 1989. This was the same day the Berlin Wall fell. The coincidence is uncanny.

Danielle Sheffield

Danielle aspires to be a world renowned librarian and shoe lace technician. A liberal arts education at Calvin really helps her pursue these dreams.

Ben Buursma

Ben believes that Clear and Present Danger is the best film ever made. He spends most of his free time watching it with the sound off.

Matt Sterenberg

Matt is an avid connoisseur of lemon-lime sodas. His favorite is Sierra Mist, but he has been known to drink 7up. He holds a low opinion of Mountain Dew and is indiferent toward Sprite.